The Republic of Lead Bloon is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.338 billion Lead Bloonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.6%.

The Lead Bloonian economy, worth 73.5 trillion baht a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 54,915 baht, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 155,295 per year while the poor average 15,534, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Research into 'designer babies' is banned, many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them, orange is the new black for judicial robes, and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lead Bloon's national animal is the leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lead Bloon is ranked 196,049^th in the world and 336^th in Taperegiona for Largest Populations, with 1.34 billion capita.